The Reason Why More Guys Must Have a File Shredder
The most common fault of men why they get caught cheating is because they are bad at hiding or destroying evidence, which is why I recommend men to get the fellowes paper shredder. Advice to all the men, when you see something that screams infidelity, shred, shred, shred. When you are not sure of the item you are holding, shred, shred, shred; because women are unreasonable and they see infidelity screaming in even the minutest detail.
Take my friend Gary (real name withheld, of course), he was caught cheating because of a hotel receipt in his pants. He forgot to take it out when he went home and the audacity of it all because of course, the wife had to do the laundry and she had to see that receipt. So my friend, you should have taken it to the Fellowes paper shredder first to be shredded into bits and pieces.
Guys, go ahead and make friends with your document shredder before you go out cheating.
Then there was Malone (again, real name withheld), he was out with his single buddies and met a group of girls in the bar. Both groups were hanging out, one guy paired with one girl; drinks by the pitcher and a few pictures were taken. The next thing you know, my work buddy is out with his wife, and she sees the pictures. Where was this guy’s paper shredder, and what was he thinking?
I read about another guy named Oscar. Oscar got a message from his mistress and jotted it down on a piece of notepad paper. Oscar’s wife visited him in the office one time and noticed the post-it in the table calendar and realized that Oscar said he will be working on the night of the date. My dearest Oscar, the Fellowes Paper Shredder was just beside your office table. Why didn’t you shred, shred, shred, when you didn’t need the post-it anymore?
Of course, while Kevin wanted to use the Fellowes Paper Shredder, he couldn’t. Kevin was cleaning up his house when his mistress texted him. She said that she was waiting for him to come over. You promised to come. I really want to see you. Please tell me you aren’t with your wife or I’ll be very disappointed. She demanded that he see her now. Unfortunately, Kevin can’t shred up his cellphone.
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